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Archive for September, 2007

People who talk in the bathroom?

It’s always weird, your suppose to be all business in there. No time to chit chat, save that for around the camp fire, freak.

I do enjoy over hearing conversations while I’m in there though. Cause thats not entirely awkward, getting a glimpse into some ones life while I’m holding my genitals. But I’m really glad you and Crystal are getting back together, and that you getting a cat, terrific. I can’t remember the buzzer number to my building but your 40 second life story is burned into my head forever.

Whats the strangest thing you’ve heard/seen in the bathroom?
JU

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I don’t know how to put this but your balls are showing….

I was just at the gym, it has been a while. My arms are already sore. A lot of weird stuff goes on there. Lots of nakedness in the change rooms. I think they should cover the walls in there with those mirrors they have a the circus, the ones that make every thing look smaller. Than people would be ashamed to walk around in the buck.

I realize that it’s a change room and people are going to be naked in there, hence the change part. But there’s no reason to blow dry your hair or brush your teeth while nude. And there’s no reason to finish off the last of those stretches, you had your chance for that while you were on the mat.

You get to see the evolution of skin though thats a plus, because usually it’s not young people doing the birth skin shuffle. Nope it’s the plus 60’s doing the saggy foxtrot right in your peripheral vision. So thats what those will look like in 40 years, cant wait.

JU

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The start of my Website Blog

Hi :)

I’ve been posting blogs on myspace and facebook for a while but it’s time to bring you to my home. So relax take off you shoes and enjoy. But if you want some thing you’ll have to make it yourself, and for “f” sakes who doesn’t wear socks when they go out. Put your shoes back on.

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