Show at a Bachelor-ette party

Also known as a stagette. It was an ok show, me in front of a room full of women. They always have penis shaped things at stagette’s. Penis cups, necklaces, hats they draw dicks on each others shirts. You never go to a stag and see a man drinking out of a vagina shaped glass, it would just be silly… and it would look like a tiny canoe.

I’ve done lots of shows at comedy clubs where there was bride party going on but never a specific party just for them. It was in a small town where every one had big boobs, and apparently the groom had some he boobs too, a set of “C” cup chesticles.

It was a good show though, the brides mom wouldn’t shut up. Apparently she was really drunk. In contrast the bride was very quite, she would barely answers questions. You can’t happen to think that maybe after 20 years of marriage she will be a chatty Cathy like her mom.  LOL I said chatty Cathy.