I’m in Montana , the drunken bar fight state.

I’m in Montana for the weekend. It’s a beautiful state but wow do people here like to punch each other in the face. It’s not that bad, it’s actually very scenic. Last time I was here I seen an Antelope , no sign of one yet buy I imagine if I spotted one some one [...]

Whats that buzzing noise in your pocket, oh thats disgusting

I’m on tour right now. It is cold, I’m not allowed to leave things in the car that will freeze, like soda pop or babies. My cell phone has the habit of going onto the internet when it’s in my pocket. I think my chap stick might have an email address. I call my mobile [...]

Chicken, leave your wings and some hot sauce then beat it!

I stopped by a friends show to do some time yesterday. It was wing night, and I guess the kitchen fan was broken so the place filled up with second hand wing smoke. Afterwards I either smelled delicious or barely edible. The show went well though they were a hot crowd and the proceeds went [...]

Red Bull mixed with coffee and a touch of crack…

I like energy drinks. I’m not very tolerant of stimulants and even half of one sends me into over drive. I like the taste of Red Bull it has a side affect of deliciousness. I end up doing shows in a lot of small areas. It seems that drugs such as speed are very popular. [...]

They say the ice is melting, will that affect margaritas?

Apparently bee’s are slowly disappearing from the earth. Scientists are saying this could be the end of the world, because bees pollinate everything so any type of vegetation is pretty much reliant on them. Not to mention honey is delicious. But what a slow apocalyptic movie that would be. I always like to think that [...]

Ah this fish is a little undercooked… oh it’s sushi

I heard some clips from a radio interview with Heather Mills, that broad who married Paul McCartney. She was crying about all the bad press she gets and talking about how she does nothing but charity work and how good a person she is. She’s hosing a Beatle for half he’s worth so obviously she’s [...]

Like my new Heart valve, its made in China.

Writers block, it sneaks up on you like a pervert in the swimming pool. And your left with that same unsatisfied feeling. I’ve never been to China, my friend was telling me about it and I think I might go one day. There is over a billion people there, they have to be doing some [...]

Are you a ghost or a klan member?

I helped my friends hand out candy today. It’s always been my dream to give people cavities. Most of the kids I gave candy to were probably younger than 3, which leads me to believe that maybe some of the parents are skimming the goodies. I wanted to hand out carrot sticks and slices of [...]