Like a fox…
I’m in Hollywood right now, I had scheduled the next 8 weeks off for TV pilot season but with the writers strike in effect it’s a ghost town. So I’m thinking about taking up a hobby like swearing just to keep me busy. This town is like fly paper for crazy people. But it’s the [...]
Even house flies do it a few times a day…
I played at a casino last night, I don’t know what it is about casinos but I always notice a lot of people don’t wash there hands in the bathroom. It’s almost like they stare at me and whisper to themselves while I’m at the sink, “What’s that weirdo doing, rubbing soap on his hands, [...]
You’ll never guess what I found…
I got an oil change and a haircut today; I’m a brand new man. That is about as exciting as things got, as I’m at my moms house deep in the mountains visiting her. It’s weird to see things from my childhood; I don’t think my mom throws any thing out. I was digging through [...]
The last days of Rasco…
My mom is going to put my childhood dog to sleep. She is getting very old and is not doing so well. It is always an awkward time when a family pet get sentenced to death. It can be hard to make the final decision to end them as they have established a position in [...]
There’s gold in them there hills…
I’m on the last night of my 5 show Northern Tour. I played the Lido Theater yesterday and it was awesome. The show was sold out and the venue was amazing, it was in a weird little city known as Fort Saint John. People are pretty bush whacked up there and are amazed by any [...]
Are you a penguin… or just a midget in a tuxedo
I’m officially in the middle of no where. I passed the 0 mile on the Alaska highway about 50 miles ago. Things up here are different, I’ve learned to survive using only my Visa and keen sense of direction aided by my gps navigation system. I’m officially a mountain man, I do what I have [...]
Table for two and a half please…
Going to a 24 hour restaurant right as the bars are emptying is amazing. People put the drama on high as I watch withe great interest hiding behind my Moons Over My Hammy. A combination of pancakes and alcohol make the volume of the conversations and the intensity splash out to the public like hot syrup running [...]
You’re not crazy… but the voices in your head are.
Some times I feel like the whole world is crazy, but if most people on the planet were mad men then the sane would be the weirdos. All of these small cities and towns I go to are starting to look the same. Every place has the same franchise restaurants and gas stations and I’m [...]
You picked a fine day to quit smoking, here’s your jet pack…
Now is about the time where people start to forget their New Years resolution and the line up at McDonald’s gets longer again, except a few people are still asking for diet soda with there calorie combo. I often get asked if I make resolutions on the New Year and I never really have. I [...]
Well…
I had a weird experience at a show last night. There was an older lady in the front row and I claimed she had Betty Crocker hair, people laughed and then she pulled off her wig. She was as bald as an egg. It was awkward, but I moved on and the show actually turned [...]
