Even house flies do it a few times a day…

I played at a casino last night, I don’t know what it is about casinos but I always notice a lot of people don’t wash there hands in the bathroom. It’s almost like they stare at me and whisper to themselves while I’m at the sink, “What’s that weirdo doing, rubbing soap on his hands, ha”.

It makes me just want to wear gloves big enough for me to put my whole body into. Maybe most people don’t wash there hands any ways, I always do especially if it looks like there is a snitch on the inside who would tell every one if I pee and dash. That’s what we need is scare crow mannequins in the bathroom that have an audio track saying “I’m telling”, then we can trick people into lathering up their greasy mittens.

JU