And to you some Captain Morgan kisses…

I did a show last night at a hostel and the regular host who is usually drunk and usually funny was exceptionally drunk and exceptionally not liked by the audience. I thought it was very interesting, as it was super bowl Sunday and most of the crowd was pretty close to the same stages of inebriation as him. Keith is the hosts name and we get along well so I started my set by mocking him, here are some examples.

Keith is so drunk Mel Gibson said “hey let me drive”

Keith is so drunk his blood alcohol level is Budweiser.

Keith is so drunk his tape worm blew over and was charged with a DUI

Keith is so drunk some frat boys made out with him in the alley

Keith is so drunk some Irish people said “hey maybe take it easy”

Now it’s your turn, make your own Keith is so drunk joke…..

JU