How about a low carb ass kicking…

Posted by on Tuesday, February 26, 2008 · 3 Comments  

I enjoy eating at subway restaurant I probably go there at least once day as it is fast and good for you, it is also chopped full of vitamin delicious. I want to fight that Jared guy though, one on one no kung fu or weapons. He’s weak now from all his weight loss and I think I could take him. You need more than 6 grams of fat to put up a fight Jared, and I’ve dipped my fists in chocolate your only weakness.

He looks so stupid holding his old pants out in those posters, what is he trying to prove that he’s a pack rat. Throw those pants out, or are you planning on getting fat again “Big J”.

JU

Jared from Subway

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3 Responses to “How about a low carb ass kicking…”
  1. dan says:
    February 26, 2008 at 6:41 am

    Jared lived in my aparment building on Vineland.
    You could usually see him running to his car in the mornings, covering his face with his drycleaning bag.

    “I”M A HUMAN BEING! STOP STARING AT ME!”

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  2. Cynthia says:
    February 26, 2008 at 7:35 am

    It’s been awhile since I’ve been able to read your stuff. You’re funny! I missed that. Hope things are going awesome for you.

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  3. Administrator says:
    February 26, 2008 at 10:03 am

    Thanks Cynthia you are nice :)

    I’ve gotten some emails over this Jared guy, apparently people love him….

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