Am I stuck in an episode of The Hills…
I was in Santa Barbra, there were lots of cute girls around in that college town but I must have seen at least 4 of them almost fall down because they couldn’t walk in heels. It was the land that douches built to train the next wave of douches. Every guy had that collared shirt on and was holding a Smirnoff ice or watermelon martini.
The bars had smoke machines and when the doors opened it would gust onto the street. Who wants a smoke machine in a bar, that’s exactly what I enjoy difficulty breathing. It was like I was in horror movie right before things went all crazy. And the worst death I could imagine would be getting killed to that house music, it would create some kind of misguided ghost that wears a headband and carries glow sticks.
JU
Hey James,
good to see you again dude! I’ll try to catch up with you when you hit Vancouver. I’m totally jealous of how well you’re doing now man!
Did you know that this is a picture of that goddess from Californication? Or did you just think she was some random hottie?
cheers,
Mike
I had no idea it was that chick. She is a hottie though.
Yeah it will be great to see you out. What are you up to these days?
JU