04.18.08
They are combining the decaf and regular coffee, some kind of hybrid
I’m in Seattle right now and it is raining, go figure. They need the falling water to wash off the filth that is the people who are whining in this coffee shop I’m at right now. Some thing about peeps who think they need to talk at an extreme volume on how bad there life is. Well guess what, it can’t be that bad if you’re slamming back a Chai latte and have some guy with a weird hat to comfort you.
Keep your problems at home, or write a sad song and sing it at poetry slam. Whining doesn’t help anything; it just prolongs the agony. Try and work on some solutions, and don’t wear so much denim you’re not in an 80’s rock band. But then again who am I to give advice, I’m just some stand up comic with an insatiable hunger for laughter and sugar free redbull.
JU
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Port Coquitlam: April 24
Victoria: April 26
Edmonton: May 3
Calgary: May 4-7
Saskatoon: May 16
Regina: May 17
Cranbrook: May 23,24
Toronto: June 14
