06.12.08

A giant epilepsy detector in the sky…

Posted in Main Ramblings at 8:35 pm by Administrator

They have equipped Toronto’s CN tower with flashing lights as if to say, “Epileptics you’re not welcome here anymore”. I was running around this city of Toronto trying to get things done, people always say that Torontonians are ass holes.

I don’t know if that is true, I have lots of friends here that are nice. Then again there are like 5 million people in this tiny area, so chances are at least a dozen or so can’t be complete douche bags. That’s just the law of statistics. And if there is one law I always follow that is statistics.

Top 5 strange facts: Gathered form the internet so they have to be true.

5: If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb: So never eat at taco bell.

4: Polar bears are left handed: Never challenge a Polar bear to an arm wrestle. Because they are carnivores and will eat your face.

3: Right handed people live slightly longer than left handed people: So take that polar bear, how does my face taste now.

2: A toothpick is the most chocked on object by Americans: Unless you Jared from subway, than that object would be a penis.

1: Ketchup was served in the 1830’s as medicine: It is now used mostly as lubricant to send burgers down your food hole.

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Check out my Toronto show this Saturday June 14. At the Zemra Lounge 778 St.Clair W, 9pm. Amazing things will happen.

Crazy CN tower light show, the scourge of epileptics every where.

Why what big teeth you have Mr.Polar bear. Better to eat your face with.

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06.12.08

A giant epilepsy detector in the sky…