03.24.09

Old people and shopping carts, somebody stop them.

Posted in Main Ramblings at 11:51 pm by Administrator

Old people at the grocery store are annoying. They always head directly at you with their shopping carts like some kind of youth seeking missile. How rude, and after you have to shuffle jump out of the way, they maybe might say “sorry” as you’re pressed up against some cans of vegetable soup.

They should all get part time employment with the mob bruising knee caps. It drives me bananas, I’m sorry to throw old people under the bus but its getting ridiculous out there. I think they should have to leave a security deposit when they take a cart out, and from that you can pay the hospital bills after they run over your ankle.

It’s these new age old people who suck, the baby boomer generation. The older seniors from my Grandpas days are cool besides they cant get the carts going fast enough to hurt. What did these newbie oldies do with their turn running this world? They polluted the hell out of it, made it “politically correct” and never delivered on the flying car. Now they are smashing my lower extremities. So no sir, you can use a basket.

Douche of the Day: Greg Gutfelds “Red Eye”

During a discussion on the fox news show “Red Eye” (A comedy based program), the panelists and Greg made several derogatory comments towards Canada, and these comments are now getting some national attention. Canada is my home and native land, and I’m not offended so much that they were making uneducated jokes about my nation and it’s military. It’s more the fact they were being so hacky (A term describing over used comedy i.e. airplane food etc.). If you’re going to make uneducated jokes, at least try and make them original. For this Greg, wear your crown of douche!

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03.24.09

Old people and shopping carts, somebody stop them.