Scapegoating, Leave That to The Sheep.

I had a guy at a bar tell me it was ok that he was wearing socks and sandals because he was Puerto Rican. I thought it was hilarious because you can’t use your ethnicity to cover up for your tackiness. I’m Canadian I can’t wear mittens on the beach and say its ok I’m from Canada. People are always down to use anything as a scapegoat for their laziness, including creating a stereo type for the entire unincorporated territory of Puerto Rico.

Let’s face it he didn’t want the hassle of wearing shoes but he couldn’t deal with the side effect of cold toes. So now he did the unthinkable and wore sandals and socks, ultimately loosing all self respect. This is the same turmoil bank robbers feel when they decide to go for the safe in the back instead of just the cash drawer. Sometimes when you put in the extra effort you get a lot more results, and in his case a lot less ridicule.

5 Biggest Fashion Mistakes:

5: Socks and Sandals: Its 2010 if you are wearing socks and sandals its time to give up on life. They should invent socks that look like feet and team up with the flip flop industry.

4: Black Pants and Brown shoes: It makes you look like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup.

3: Lipstick on your teeth: If you have lipstick on your teeth it’s because you’re drunk and tried to eat some lipstick

2: White pants: I think they are hilarious, it’s not an 80’s rock video. And you always have to be so careful where you sit.

1. Denim cut offs: So you had a pair of blue jeans, they were wrecked or didn’t fit anymore so now you thought it was alright to cut them off. But it’s ok because you’re a German tourist (scapegoat). I always love when I’m at a pool and a sign says “no cut offs”, it makes me giggle.

JU

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-The Ninja always wears black because its slimming.