James Uloth

Top 5 reasons to wear under there…. Under Where?

James Uloth — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 00:25:08 +0000

The Miracles of Underwear!

5: You never know when you could need them as a tourniquet. You could save half your arm and your life.

4: If you are in an accident they will try harder to save you if you have clean undergarments on.

3: It cuts down on pant washing! Nothing like trying to get the mud marks out of a pair of Levis.

Made you look!

2: They can protect you from the infamous fast zip up circumcision.

1: As always you get to choose the top answer. Here is a selection of possible #1’s you choose the best or come up with your own.(use the comment function below)

A. How do you get wedgies without underwear? And how are you supposed to build a strong team if you can’t give each other a wedgie?

B. Your mom spent all that time sewing your name in the waist band, the least you can do is wear them.

C: There could be an impromptu pool party and you can use them as swimmers.

D: If there’s a Tom Jones concert, what would you throw?

-When you see a ninjas

This crazy guy wears them!

underwear line it’s to late, he’s about to kill you!

Did you know?

List of famous people who wore underwear:

Napoleon, Bill Clinton, Andy Rooney, and The Beatles.

List of infamous people who didn’t wear underwear:

Hitler, George Bush, Glen Beck, and The Monkey’s

Dog Ninja = Dogja

James Uloth — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 19:55:55 +0000

Ninja Dog "I don't bark at night... until I'm done killing"

Dog Ninja = Dogja. Who would he fight? What are his weaknesses? and what are his greatest strengths? Answer in the comment function below, you could win surprises.

James Uloth in The Las Vegas World Series of Comedy

James Uloth — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 22:46:08 +0000

Catch James Uloth live in Las Vegas at The World Series of Comedy on Sept23, 2010. Chosen from around the world 50 comedians were placed in the regular show line up, James Uloth was one of them. Come out and support, and get your Vegas on.

Bitches and Hoes

James Uloth — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 00:16:04 +0000

Top 5 things I like and you should know about Gardens and Dogs:

Aww he made a whole, no snoop dog can put a body in it.

5: Fresh Vegetables from your garden are always delicious, and Dogs are omnivores so they can enjoy them also.

4: Snoop Dog once killed a man and buried him in a garden.

3: Poop is a good fertilizer, Dogs also eat poop.

Chicks working in the Garden

2: Monkeys attack gardens, dogs attack monkeys.

1: In the history of the world nobody has ever combined a dog and garden. Some kind of garden dog hybrid does not exist, so for now you will have to enjoy them separately or until we have advances in medical science.

?: What do you like or should people know about bitches and hoes?

-The ninja had a dog, and it ate his black slippers.

I love Clinton, but this pic is funny

Old People, Hippies, and The Express Check Out

James Uloth — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 22:12:55 +0000

I don’t know what it is about people who are becoming old now, the 45-65 year olds. They have such a sense of entitlement, and that generation hasn’t done anything to earn it. The people who are considered seniors by definition (65+) had revolutionized the planet, fought off the tyranny of an evil Dictator who tried to take over the world and they also invented the Television! They have earned our respect.

What did the 45-65s give the world? Green house gasses and AIDS. Thanks a bunch, we appreciate it. You were hippies and all you did was complain and didn’t get anything done. It’s the big talk generation, then push came to shove and they created SUV’s and TV dinners.

The world we have been handed is damaged and need of repair, like a used car with cigarette burns on the seat. All I’m trying to say is please if you have 16 items don’t get in the express check out lane.

-the ninja went to the express kill lane, but tried to cash a cheque and that was his undoing.