http://jamesthecomic.com/blog1 Follow comedian James Uloth as he travels the world. Tue, 08 Sep 2009 04:23:25 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I live with 2 cats now, they belong to my roommate. One of them took a pee on my bed, isn’t that awful. Apparently that means they don’t like me, I thought it was their way of saying welcome to the new apartment. They’re nice to my face, but soon ... http://jamesthecomic.com/blog1/2009/04/18/we-are-siamese-if-you-please/ My current location is Vancouver Canada. I always enjoy this city, even though the sidewalks are covered in layer upon layer of discarded chewing gum. Making them constantly grow in height like coral reef. I don’t know how such a clean city can have such a filthy little habit. Most of ... http://jamesthecomic.com/blog1/2009/04/07/the-side-walk-is-minty/ Old people at the grocery store are annoying. They always head directly at you with their shopping carts like some kind of youth seeking missile. How rude, and after you have to shuffle jump out of the way, they maybe might say “sorry” as you’re pressed up against some cans ... http://jamesthecomic.com/blog1/2009/03/24/old-people-and-shopping-carts-somebody-stop-them/ We’ll another St. Paddy’s day is gone and done with. It’s a weird holiday; you get to figure out which of your friends claim to be Irish. They always have some distant relative who was from the land that brought us Conan O’Brien and Guinness. I want a holiday called douche ... http://jamesthecomic.com/blog1/2009/03/19/kiss-me/ There was a going out of business sale in a shop down the street from my gym. They had a bunch of stuff strewed out on the side walk like a yard sale or when an angry couple breaks up. I ended up getting a chair and a book shelf. ... http://jamesthecomic.com/blog1/2009/02/26/thanks-ikea-for-the-extra-parts/ The weather in Southern California has been quite finicky the last few weeks. It’s been raining a lot; people treat it like leprechaun piss falling from the sky. Most refuse to go out as they remain sheltered inside while these water filled clouds roll over the smoggy city. I like the ... http://jamesthecomic.com/blog1/2009/02/12/leprachaun-pee-taste-the-rainbow/ It seems the only way I can find thumbtacks in my poster ridden apartment is by stepping on them. They’ve been scattered around and hidden like land mines. So when I come dancing around like that penguin in happy feet, bam there’s one stuck in my toe. Most of them are ... http://jamesthecomic.com/blog1/2009/02/04/ouch-ouch-revolution/ I just got back from Toronto; it was a good time for my short visit. I was there doing a benefit show for the Down syndrome association and got to perform with some old friends. The association runs some great programs for those people with that extra 21 chromosome. One ... http://jamesthecomic.com/blog1/2009/01/29/toronto-las-vegas-and-shenanigans/ I’m waiting in the Las Vegas airport ready to catch a ride to Toronto. There are slot machines every where with old ladies that may or may not be wearing underwear parked skirt clad in front of them. This is the city that regret built, a look of depression sweeps ... http://jamesthecomic.com/blog1/2009/01/23/las-vegas-pff-ill-tell-everybody-what-happened-here/ It’s been a strange month, for the last couple of days I’ve been pretending to not have hands. Not in person, I’ll just phone up random people and claim I dialed their number with my nose and if they would be kind enough to come by and feed me. Boredom is ... http://jamesthecomic.com/blog1/2009/01/21/desert-snow-and-boob-shrinkage/